eat it. eat it good.

well what do you know, look at that.
my sweet sweet birthday gift from my buddy asian john. couple weeks late, but he is a busy busy man. eat this. yeahhh! i know it is ridiculous, yes it really says that. but hey i figure, we only go around once in this life. and as the ever wonderful marilyn monroe once said, "imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring"

ok so you really can't... but hey, it looks good! i'm all nice and shiny and swollen, oh yippee. always a little brighter after they are first healed up, i will share photos when that scabbin process is all done.

p.s. i know my room is a mess, what can i say!